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June - July & August

Summer afternoon -- summer afternoon;
to me those have always been the two
most beautiful words in the English language.

Henry James

The first of June! Sweet summer is in evidence on every sunny morning in my California garden. True …there is still the occasional chilly morning when a sweater is comfortable and a light mist blankets the creek bank; but,in my heart, it's SUMMER!

 

In June - Summer is as sweet as the smell of saucer magnolias. Early this month the days are soft and nights warm, but by the 15th or so summer's heat will return full force. Click the tag for full size photo.

 

In July - our California Garden produces daytime high temperatures of 100° plus on average! Anything that gets done needs to be accomplished before 8:30 or 9 AM. Papa and I share the required two-a-day watering for container plantings and run a misting system in the greenhouse in late afternoon to lower the heat levels.

If we're going to enjoy being outdoors this month it's going to be early in the day since it won't cool down significantly until after 10 or 11 at night. I suppose it's safe to say July and early August are my least favorite time of the year just for that reason.

So... since there's not a lot going on in the garden besides trying to keep it cool - I thought you might get a kick out of this little bit of local humor. By way of explanation: our home is in Tulare County, in California's Central San Joaquin Valley. The locals pronounce it too-larry... and only when you've spent July and August here can you truly appreciate the joke.

You know you are in Tulare County when...

1. You have to explain to company from out of town what animal a "Tri-tip" comes from and that it's indigenous to the area.
2. You buy salsa by the gallon.
3. Drivers think a red traffic light is just a suggestion.
4. All of your out-of-town friends start to visit after October, but clear out before the end of April.
5. Most of the restaurants in town have the first name "El" or "Los."
6. You think 6 tons of crushed rock makes a beautiful yard.
7. You notice your car overheating before you drive it.
8. You no longer associate bridges (or rivers) with water.
9. You see more irrigation water on the street than in the river.
10. You know a swamp cooler is not a happy hour drink.
11. You can say 115 degrees without fainting.
12. Vehicles with open windows have the right-of-way.
13. People break out coats when the temperature drops below 70.
14. You discover, in July, it only takes two fingers to drive your car.
15. You think someone driving wearing oven mitts is clever.
16. The pool can be warmer than you are.
17. You can make sun tea instantly.
18. You run your air conditioner in the middle of winter so you can use your fireplace.
19. People with black cars or upholstery are assumed to be from out-of-town.
20. Hot air balloons can't go up because the air outside is hotter than the air inside.
21. You realize that Valley Fever isn't a disco dance.
22. The water from the cold water tap is the same temperature as the hot one.
23. It's noon in July, the kids are on summer vacation, and not one person is moving in the streets.
24. You actually burn your hand opening the car door.
25. You notice the best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance.

 

In August - continue the summer's simple pleasures